okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
attack on titan in general
every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags
do you ever finish reading a fanfic and are like ‘i want to read a fanfic of that fanfic’
The moment you set foot in this castle, you forgot every spell and ability you knew… though the forgetting does not end there. In this place, to find is to lose and to lose is to find. That is the way of things in Castle Oblivion.
This is my history teacher. He told me if I got him famous that he would pass me in this class for the whole year.
This class is hard
And he likes Spongebob
Help a person out
Dogs and Tumblr
One of these things is not like the others
sex education at its finest
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
One day I was out with my friends and I was in pain, so this guy asks me what’s up. I tell him I’m on my period. And he looks at me, very puzzled, and tells me ”but it’s not the 1st of the month”. And I go ”waaaah?”. And he explains, very calmly, that, ”aren’t girls supposed to get their period at the 1st of every month?! We are in the middle of the month now!”
this time you’ve gone too far tumblr.